Moist Pathfinder

This campaign in the origin of Shump Slayer the Orc Gunslinger, Scalix the Wyvern Cleric, Crther Aurry the Merfolk Cavalier, Sasha the Elan Wilder, and Lil Sebastian the Dragon Brawler. It was run by Moist Boy.

Basis
The player characters have made a guild. This guild is originally called the Fucking New Guild, or FNG. They begin with a delivery job, travelling though the desert. They each stocked up on three potions of cure light wounds and got on the move.

Part 1, the Delivery
As the FNG worked rode on the back of a cart driven by the a man named Shaun, they failed to notice a coming threat. Six spiked carts carrying goblins and orcs attacked the FNG cart. In the end, all seven carts were destroyed. The group took shots and FNG and Shaun walked to the base of a ravine. They then rested for the night. The next day, the party movies into the town of Aravihl. They send Shaun to get room for the night and go about buying a bunch of random magical items. Also they get a new cart. Shump attempted to get a blacksmith arrested due to a complication with his bag of holding getting connected to the party's inferior bag of holding. This attempt was in vain, but now the party has 1000 pounds of holding. In addition, Lil Sebastian has illusion pants. After travelling quicker than usual thanks to Shaun!!! the best driver in the land, they arrived at the city of Anahdrul. There there were many distractions, such as drugs, thievery, and supplying water for the city, but after a day, the party successfully delivered the adimante blacksmith tools to a dwarf in the city. It might have been an elf. The party then shopped more.

Part 2, Unther the Undying
After contacting the local guard post, the party determined that they could collect the bounty on a local orc/goblin encampment. They head off to fight the rowdy boys, but are ambushed by a sarlac ! dust digger (Like from Star War.) Fucking New Guide kills the beast and arrives at the encampment, unsure of what they'll find. After the party killed Unther the Undying, the warboys were under the control of FNG. Now the party needs to visit the sultan of Anahdrul.

Part 3, Bullshitting around
Crther Aurry took a lot of spice. Shump builds a gun for the Sultan. Crther Aurry does spice in front of a guard and gets pulled to rehab. Rehab is with Dr. G, a green dragon doctor. Dr. G basically tortures Crther, so our merfolk flushes himself into the shit-filled sewers. After a conflict with a slime, we "save" Crther and cure his addition with powerful magic. He now fears drugs.

Part 4, Finding and fighting a dragon
On the way back to Vorrock, NFG finds the wreckage of the warboys. The carnage of a blue dragon's wraith.